Funny, but so true

So as I was surfing some of the other blogs, I came across this. I though it was hilarious, so I decided to post it on here. Enjoy....

BTW we only have two more weeks of n7.....;)

*You know you're a nurse (or soon to be one) if...You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a darkalley.
*Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost everything can seem humorous...eventually.
*You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
*You wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom.
*Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
*You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
*You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.
*You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if you say,"It'sunusually quiet around here today"
*You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".
*You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you even knew before you started nursing.
*Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them onyou .
*You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult."
*You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help.
*Your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebago's water tank.
*You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waitinglines.
*You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
*Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
*You have seen more penises than any prostitute.

If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense ofhumor, fairly normally and very responsibly.
Scary, huh??????